Bawdy Ballads Bureau
Investigating inappropriate songs since nobody asked.
Case files are opened at random.
The Bawdy Ballads Bureau exists to document songs that blur the line between clever and criminal.
Our agents review lyrics, intent, and plausible deniability.
Enforcement is inconsistent.
Vesper Lane
Senior Investigator
Reads the lyrics. Watches the videos.
Pretends not to enjoy them.
Rex Hardigan
Field Agent
Misses the point entirely.
Needs another cigarette.
